Impaled Northern Moonforest

Ok.. This was something weird..
I found this.. abomination.. in the deepest parts of the Redicklus Island group, when sailing for the gold of Captain Onetooth. We got stranded on one of these small islands and started exploring its dense jungle. We found remnants of old cultures, extinct by some unknown source and on a throne of solid wood (there were no valuables on the whole bloody island! Curses!), we found this record, spinning in a continuous loop.
It's said to be limited in very small numbers, yet there it lay, short and stupid!

1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat
7. Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
8. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
9. Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
10. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
11. Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
12. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
13. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar
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bonus: Return Of The Necrowizard

For fingering

You'll have to take yer own ship out to look for a copy of this! Yarr!