Yo ho ho and a bag of intestines!
Thar be first blogoposts to be made, says the cap'n!And the first to walk the plank is Japanese noisemonster Merzbow, bringing his thunderous drum-bashing to these treacherous shores. If there ever be a dem fine landlubber, it'd be treehugging Masmi Akita, best of mates of us wolves of the sea, for saving waleflesh for our own harpoons.
Ah, but is thar more to say about this infamous jibheaded spanker, that hasn't already been said to every tavern wench in the town of Tortuga?
Nay, there isn't, he sounds exactly the same as last years stinkin' efforts, aye.
1. Run Chicken Run
2. Lava
3. August Depression
for fingering
for buyin'
